Bloop bloop bloop!!
Late 20's Negroid Womyn in the United States. I like trap muzik, making a way out of no way, and reading the Wall Street Journal.
The signs when bored…
Oh Pisces. Oh fat ass cancers.
Hair: What hair color looks best on you and what’s your natural color?
Black and Black
Skin: Do you tan easily?
Yes, I turn black as my hair come June, but then my hair ends up turning all sorts of browns for getting high in the sun too much. Oh my god! My hair and my skin trade pigments in the summer!
Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?
Deadly Woman and anything on sex work. Sex and the City. Game of Thrones.
Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
Dolce & Gabana’s Light Blue, Gucci Guilty, Ralph Lauren Pony #2 and #3, Katy Perry’s Purr, Alfred Sung’s Pure
Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
Tongue: What was in your last meal?
Copious amounts of butter popcorn and beer.
Windpipe: Do you sing?
Only in my car
Neck: Do you wear necklaces?
No, no chains!
Ears: How many piercings do you have (if any)?
My ears, my butthole
Cheeks: Do you blush easily?
Yes, under all the black my cheeks are so rosy with shy embarrassment
Wrists: Have you ever broken a bone?
Yes, I am a klutz
Hands: Are you an artist/writer?
Fingers: Do you play an instrument?
Guitar & drums
Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
No and yes, they know.
Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?
Only after sex and at parties
Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?
I love my body more than my soul. I was always sure my body was awesome.
Back: Are you a virgin?
Hips: Do you like to dance?
Thighs: Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?
Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?
I have cheated on everyone.
Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?
Feet: Favorite pair of shoes?
A relationship is like a long drive down a highway… Fall asleep at the wheel, you might drift into the wrong lane and have all kinds of shit heading your way.
I fell asleep at the wheel two years ago.
From six months ago
If you ain’t talking money, I don’t wanna talk